At work a few weeks back I received an email from Eastonroyce starting out with “I had a bit of an accident this morning…”
After recovering from an almost heartattack and the nauseating feeling of “WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!” (I had swapped cars with him that morning thinking the one I had been driving was having issues), I calmed down enough to read the rest of the email. It turns out he had not been wrapped around a tree as I initially thought, but was merely apologising for having commandered my mobile phone that morning. At first I wondered what he was going on about as I assumed my phone was in my bag next to me – turned off – as was per the norm. A quick check proved the phone was if fact missing, which lead me to question him further. “That’s no problem. What’s wrong with yours?”

